Welcome to the first of many prestigious Zorchie awards ceremonies, held… on this blog because the Zorchies are nothing if not CUTTING EDGE.The official Zorchie award committee picked all the winners and their decisions are final and binding. In other words, if you are really upset about this, your only option is death.
On to the categories and their winners.
Best support group in all of Second Life… and the winner is…. (envelope please)
The Zorch Nation
Bet you didn’t see that coming.
Best Singer Songwriter, guitar thumper, foot stoomper, kilt wearing vodka swilling, iconoclast. … and the winner is…. (envelope please)
POL Arida
Best Singer Songwriter, slide guitarist, parcel passing, pseudo blues man who is probably stealing POL’s car as we speak … and the winner is…. (envelope please)
Blindboy Gumbo
Best three act line up in all of Second Life history … and the winner is…. (envelope please)
The Axis of Ego (POL Arida, Blindboy Gumbo, and Zorch Boomhauer)
The Best venue operator hosting Zorch release/rez day parties… and the winner is…. (envelope please)
Harrie Skjellerup
The Best virtual coffee provider … and the winner is…. (envelope please)
Nya Raymaker
The Best supportive hugger… and the winner is…. (envelope please)
Kenton Morgath
The Best Angel kisses… and the winner is…. (envelope please)
Teara Roux
The best photographer/graphic designer of blue theme Zorch MP3 collections… and the winner is…. (envelope please)
Talia Fournier
The best venue operator/ musician that floats all over the place like a crazy pixie… and the winner is…. (envelope please)
Senjata Witt
Best new female performer whose first name kind of rhymes with “Sexy” … and the winner is…. (envelope please)
Lexie Luan
The Best actual band… meaning more the one person in the same room playing music together, not a dude playing a song, shooting it down the stream for some other dude to play some tasty licks over…anyway… and the winner is…. (envelope please)
The Rails
Best double stream not including tasty lick played over a repeating chord pattern… and the winner is…. (envelope please)
Zorch/Senjata
Best instrumentalist that leaves Second Life forever about three times a day… and the winner is…. (envelope please)
Peregrine Singh
Best Blog about the Second Life music scene … and the winner is…. (envelope please)
Get Zorched
Best web site covering the Zorch Boomhauer Experience. … and the winner is…. (envelope please)
Zorchboom.com
Best Blog readership in the whole world … and the winner is…. (envelope please)
Go look in the mirror, you’re a winner baby.
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