Zorch Boomhauer comes from a small backwater planet in the Milkyway Galaxy called Earth. A primitive world in which some of its denizens eat the flesh of other living creatures, drive vehicles powered by fossil fuel and it’s rumored some of the more barbaric planted dwellers even “Vote Republican”.After a failed attempt at a career in camping, Zorch decided learning to play the gee-tar couldn’t be all that hard. He purchased a “First act ¾ size Gee-tar” from Wal-mart, and after mastering two chords, Zorch booked his first Gig at Roxies. Shortly before show time he realized that not many songs featured just two chords, so he strung together a few words that rhymed and became a “SONGWRITER”.
Some performers play for the Fee and tips. Some perform to slake their passion for music as an art form. As you watch Zorch perform one thing becomes immediately clear. This is all just a desperate attempt to impress the chicks.
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